Thursday, January 28, 2016
FUNNY STORIES
At School# 1
Teacher : Mentioned 5 animals that live in water?
Student 1: TURTLE
Teacher : Good, Name other 4 animals
Student 2: Mother's turtle
Student 3: Father's turtle
Student 4: Sister's turtle
Student 5: Brother's turtle
Teacher : (Angry)
At School# 2
Teacher : Tell me an example of creature who can live on land as well as water?
Student 1: FROG
Teacher : Good but give me another example please.
Student 2: ANOTHER FROG
Teacher : (Headlong)
At School# 3
Teacher : Willy, go to the map and find North America
Willy : Here it is (pointing to the map)
Teacher : Correct, now class. Who discovered America?
Class : Willy, sir!
Teacher : (Slapped his forehead)
At Hospital# 1
There's a patient that had just given her baby birth and she wants to give name to her baby:
Patient : I think named her Susi (ask to the doctor)
Doctor : I'm sorry but that name is already taken. However you can still have, Susi@23 or Susi_1234
Patient : (Confuse)
At Hospital# 2
Patient : " Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts "
Doctor : " What do you mean? "
Patient : When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee-OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really - really hurts.
Doctor : " I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger. "
Sunday, January 24, 2016
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